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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

What has been your best sexual experience?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How can I get over a break up?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

No way

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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